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Lebron & Team Paradies the Heineken Commercial

Most of you have already seen this commercial…

but have you seen this…

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Ahh, the Old School Legends

This Ain’t Funny, So Don’t You Dare Laugh!

Written by Othello aka Ari 40 oz. Gold

I know that this little article may be completely off topic from music in every way, but I could not resist. To me, there are two things in my life that are most important and they share equal relevance. These two things my friends are Music and Humor. These two things keep me going and gives me motivation for everything. Without any of it, I would crumble faster than a cookie in milk (sorry for the cliché analogy.) But lately, I’ve noticed a parallel in the rap game and comedy, there are plenty of comedians that get shine that totally don’t deserve it. I’ve compiled a few people who are fairly popular and have never gotten a laugh out of me.

First on my list, Jimmy Fallon. Not only was this guy not funny on SNL, but he’s got his own late night show? Lord have mercy! Has the world flipped upside down? Black is White? Left is Right? This guy could not keep a straight face during any skit in SNL and just had no presence on the camera. Now that Conan O’Brien has left the late night scene (although I do think he is returning but just in a different form), they get this shumck to replace probably one the funniest guys of the past couple decades? Sad day in Comedy.

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Phoenix 'loses temper' before hip-hop gig

Joaquin Phoenix allegedly lost his temper with camera crews prior to his rap gig in Las Vegas last weekend.

The Walk The Line star was reportedly angry with Casey Affleck’s film crew, who are documenting his switch from acting to music, for arriving late to the LAVO nightclub. joaquin_phoenix_wideweb__470x3460

A source told the New York Post: “He was waiting for Casey Affleck and when the film crew arrived late, Joaquin flipped out. Phoenix yelled at the crew, ‘Thanks for being late and f**king everything up’. He then threw a CD on the floor and stormed out.”

He came back five minutes later and did the sound check. Nobody can tell if he is for real or if this is all a big joke.”

Phoenix said at the show, where he performed three hip-hop tracks: “This is me saying this is who I am. This is my story. After all the years of reading scripts and reading lines, this is my chance to do something straight from the heart and put it out there.”

By Simon Reynolds (Source: www.digitalspy.com)